Who am I? Where did I come from? These are questions that will be answered somewhere far away from this book. What's actually inside is up for debate. Is it weird? Is it funny? Slightly morbid? And what's with the duck on the cover?
I'm not sure. But I do know that if you want to find out, you should probably read. I mean, reading this book would be even better, but I hear generally reading books is good for your health.