It's not The Great Pumpkin. Just a regular ankle-biting squash.
There once was a pumpkin who had fun in the sun,
He'd bounce and he'd chase and bite people for fun.
His vine tried to hold him to no avail,
He bit the thick vine into a fine tail.
His behavior was rambunctious for such a small squash,
Even if his parents didn't think it so posh.
He terrorized the humans and plants just the same,
He enjoyed popping up through the mud when it rained.
But the humans, it seemed, were a bit more spry,
and they turned the little squash into pumpkin pie.
Turns out it was the squash got the last laugh,
For everyone who ate him suffered a nasty rash.
Happy Halloween. 🎃
The Short Stories
From time to time I have minor adventures, whims, or odd ideas that manage to be written down. Below you'll find all my little nonsensical adventures, anything from other-worldly to other-wordly.
Occasionally I get a wild hair and do something I can't particular categorize. So it gets classified as 'nonsense' and put into the corner for others to look at.
To shorten this introduction: I'm a Millennial Gemini Ravenclaw Firebending INTP-T that is somewhere in the range between Enneagram numbers 4-7 (It keeps changing and I keep forgetting which number I'm supposed to be). If that doesn't give you some kind of picture of how I operate then you'll just have to start Googling things.
All 30of30 Animal Bear Bubbles Cocky Cookies Detective Event Funny Grandma Halloween Haunting Hedge LevelUP Marwolaeth Mystery Noir Parody Phone Calls Plants Pupmkins Rabid Plants Redmoon Rocky Roses Satire Squirrel True Love Valentines Story Zombies
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