This one hits harder than other fairies at times. Or at least at more inopportune times.
In olden days, as they say,
An Epiphany fairy might be on its way.
Whether you write for pleasure
Or write for pain,
Ideas are delivered just the same.
A he or a she (or quite possibly a they)
Might hit with force like bales of hay.
They’ll come on a whim
They’ll come at the sound of you
Grinding your teeth.
They’ll give you ideas and be on their way,
Sometimes they’ll visit twice in one day.
The old stories go,
Whether friend or foe,
Summoning them requires plucks from a crow.
Any bird feather will do in a pinch,
As long as it measures longer than 1”.
Hide it under your pillow
Sometimes under your shirt
as you lay flat.
The fairy will come and feed on dismay,
Though rumor has it, they hate rainy days.
A flutter of air,
The squirt of a pear,
Epiphany fairies don’t care what they wear.
They change how they appear,
But you’ll know when they’re near.
They come with a sack,
Or a wand
or a stick,
And give you ideas,
Some smart, some quick.
Then off they fly and off they go,
To unclog someone else’s word-flow.
The Short Stories
From time to time I have minor adventures, whims, or odd ideas that manage to be written down. Below you'll find all my little nonsensical adventures, anything from other-worldly to other-wordly.
Occasionally I get a wild hair and do something I can't particular categorize. So it gets classified as 'nonsense' and put into the corner for others to look at.
To shorten this introduction: I'm a Millennial Gemini Ravenclaw Firebending INTP-T that is somewhere in the range between Enneagram numbers 4-7 (It keeps changing and I keep forgetting which number I'm supposed to be). If that doesn't give you some kind of picture of how I operate then you'll just have to start Googling things.
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